silence    Arrr!!!   ...braINs...   DANGER DANGER!

Off the coast of the Kingdom of Loathing, hidden behind a cloud of mist and superstition, looms La Isla Misteriosa del Misterio, a bleak and wasted rock with cliffs of skull-white shale. Somewhere upon this uncanny outcropping is the lair of a shadowy alliance of mankind's most feared foes, a pact of ninjas, zombies, robots and priates. The Ninjapiratezombierobot Clan works to increase the power of its members and, almost as an afterthought, conquer the world.

Kingdom of Loathing is the world's first and greatest stick-figure based MMORPG. A game which thoroughly satirizes countless aspects of RPG culture, it is the ideal home for such an organization of roleplaying staples as ninjas, pirates, zombies and robots. The game is free to join and play, as hundreds of thousands of devoted fans have discovered.